Only five more months. Five more months until I’ll be able to wear my new Annoying Orange costume and finally take on the identity I’ve always wanted…. It’s not easy when you’re just a bit green, and somewhat thin-skinned. Until I found out about the new Annoying Orange costume, I was convinced that I’d spend my life hanging around, just another clementine clinging to the citrus tree of life. But then things changed for the better. Suddenly I knew I wouldn’t just be a tortured tangerine for the rest of my days. I could suit up like my favorite fruit hero, Annoying Orange! Now, I’ve tried making my own Annoying Orange costume using bits of orange construction paper, string, and duct tape. Well, let me tell you: EPIC. FAIL. My lack of thumbs coupled with my lack of artistic talent makes me a great candidate for acquiring the new Annoying Orange Halloween costume this year!